WCB Inventory

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Trading

* Steel Sword: It's a sword made of steel! ...Yes, that's it.

* Monte Cristo Selection: Unrestrained summer fun, whether you like it or not.

* Beacon Uniform: A female uniform for one of the top Huntsmen academies on Remnant. Made with the latest combat skirt technologies.

* TTV Film Reel: A news broadcast of a battle between King Kong and Godzilla in 1962.

* Frumpkin: A tawny bengal cat by appearance, actually a fey who is just one wrong kick away from being booted back to the Feywild.

* Ship-Fic: An AO3 printout of a 42-chapter hot-and-heavy Stucky fanfic, uncompleted. The author is credited as PENGWEN15.

* Jet Jaguar Helmet: A robotic head of some kind, seemingly designed by a child.

* Fugg: A furby-looking friend about the size of a build-a-bear with a cassette player in its stomach.

Rope: A coil of rope. You can use these to help with big pits!

Walkie-Talkies: A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life.

Eridium: A glowing purple brick of ore. Seems valuable, but why is it glowing?

Bunkers and Badasses: A guidebook for playing a fantasy/sci-fi tabletop game.

Krazy Gloo: Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly.

The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.

Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.

Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!

Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.

Oxy-Clean: BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT OXY-CLEAN-

A Weed (x2): A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.

Medicinal Herb: A carefully prepared pouch of pain-relieving leaves.

Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it.

Fridge Poetry Kit: Now you too can make nonsensical poems or leave really disjointed messages on any handy metal surface!

Faygo: Fizzy delicousness. This bottle comes in watermelon flavor!

CL4Pscrap: A random piece of junk or scrap metal?

Ruby Rose Funko Pop: Its black, beady eyes stare into your very soul.

Keeping

Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear.

Lighter: Because everyone needs fire sometimes.

Dog: An old, wrinkly Basset Hound that does nothing but lie on the floor and drool.

Flash Bang (x2): Shield your eyes unless you want to get blinded for the next week.

Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.

Thermos: It's a Thermos. Good for storing soup and other warm fluids.

Swiss Army Knife: The kind that has like a million attachments you'll never use.

Axe: A one-handed axe. Watch where you swing it!

A Sword: Woah! Watch out, someone could seriously get hurt with this!

Columbo in Wonderland: A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby.

Krazy Gloo: Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly.